Real Madrid begin their quest to wrest the La Liga title off Barcelona when they travel to Real Mallorca.
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After experiencing the indescribable joy of witnessing my own team win the World Cup final, could I be bothered to write about the irrelevant minutiae of a two-horse national competition? (Expletive) yes! True wisdom lies in being able to make the most out of our daily/weekly pleasures, while hoping for something out of the ordinary to happen every once in a while... even if it's only once in a lifetime. Back to our weekly pleasures then. A new La Liga season is about to begin, therefore it's time for the Soccernet Quiniela to return. Let's start. As usual, it's '1' for a home win, 'X' for a draw and '2' for an away win.


"Your nightmare returns" proclaimed the banner held aloft by the Rapid Vienna supporters beforehand, and so it proved as Aston Villa were knocked out of Europe by the Austrian side for the second successive season on a night of crushing disappointment for the Midlands club. The match was within their grasp when Emile Heskey put them 2-1 up and 3-2 ahead on aggregate but, as was the case last year, Villa pressed the self-destruct button and allowed Rapid back into the game late on.



The new season is upon us and Off The Ball will be scratching around the underbelly of professional football for the duration of the campaign to find the most bizarre, humorous and inexplicable stories.
This week, Manchester United's new £7.4 million signing is dropped from the reserves, Panionios fans dig up their own pitch, there is a phantom underpant slasher at Chelsea and Khalid Boulahrouz kicks a ball at a woman's head.


Last night, however, Jim Beglin, on summarising duty for ITV, could barely contain his laughter when replays of Jermain Defoe’s second goal for Tottenham against Young Boys showed the Spurs striker deliberately handled to set himself up for a glorious finish. “He got away with it,” was Beglin’s take on an act of cheating on a par with Henry’s. Back in the studio there were broad smiles all round at half time, “more than a little hint of handball in that second but there’s no denying it’s men against boys,” said Adrian Chiles, as Andy Townsend, another Irishman, sort of, and Gareth Southgate chuckled like school boys.


Any one of the five British clubs could be drawn with Real in the group stages.
The English sides cannot play each other before the quarter-finals, but the trio of top seeds could face Scottish champions Rangers in the group stages.
A potential banana skin is in store for Walter Mazzari's Napoli who missed a glut of chances in the first leg.
Squillaci is unlikely to make his Gunners debut until after the international break as he will not be involved against Blackburn in the Premier League on Saturday.
Wenger confirmed: "We needed a centre-back of quality and experience if possible, and at the right price - he was all of that.









There is always something to enjoy about a World Cup, and South Africa was no exception. But the verdict this summer was that we'd all seen better. So much of the soccer was mind-numbingly defensive and the final was so teeth-grindingly short of the occasion. We emerged from the tournament nursing something like a hangover, squinting and groggy, with a bit of a thirst on. Happily, the opening two rounds of the Premier League, featuring four -- four! -- 6-0 thrashings have arrived with a plink-plink fizz.











Another newly-promoted Premier League club stole the limelight as Newcastle United humiliated managerless Aston Villa, while Arsenal and Chelsea also hit Blackpool and Wigan Athletic for six respectively.