"We know in football there's two things which happen to football managers: you
do well and you move on or you don't and you're moved on."
Owen Coyle after joining Bolton from Burnley.
"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut."
Racing Santander president Francisco Pernia finds an interesting way to scotch rumours that teenage star Sergio Canales is leaving.
"I had Micah Richards as a 16-year-old and he was a man then. I don't know what he is now, probably a bigger man."
Kevin Keegan at half-time during the Blackburn-Man City match on ESPN.
"Why is it that everyone who takes their shirt off during a football match is fat?"
5 live commentator during the Blackburn-Villa match.
"Fergie, Fergie sign him up!"
Manchester City fans to United rivals after Carlos Tevez scored twice in the League Cup semi-final.
"There's only one Gary Megson."
Arsenal fans to Bolton.The Rest