Promotion, Relegation, Transfer Rumors, Scribes, Rafa in at Real?

Burn! Totti lets the Lazio faithful have it...

Hey there! Hopefully your holiday weekend went well. Shit's done and dusted in the Premier League (check Phil McNulty's Season Review), La Liga, and Bundesliga. There's one more round of action in Serie A. Let's roll...

Hull are out of the Premier League. Mrs. Doubtfire simply couldn't keep them up. Meanwhile, Norwich City are back in the Premier League. Good to see you, Canaries! They ousted Boro 2 - 0 at Wembley to join Bournemouth and Watford in the top tier. Daniel Taylor was there and filed this report. Here are all of the ups and downs for England (and Wales) and Scotland.

It's sad, but it's true. The Mill must return, and today, it does. It's silly season time, folks!

The Mill. Plus One. Plus Plus One.

Speaking of rumors...Rafa to take over at Real Madrid? Oh, boy.

Now is the time on SSN when we Scribe!

Where? Spain. Who? Sid Lowe. What? Eibar left with a bitter taste after suffering relegation 

Where? Germany. Who? Raphael Honigstein. What? Augsburg’s qualification for the Europa League – a very German fairytale

Where? South America. Who? Tim Vickery. What? Four players who may prove pivotal in Copa Libertadores quarterfinals

Where? Germany? Who? Uli Hesse. What? Darmstadt's improbable rise to the Bundesliga

Where? Italy. Who? Paolo Bandini. What? Totti has the final say after Roma leave rivals Lazio on edge

Screech makes his mark...

Let's see. What else? Raphael Honigstein has his Bundesliga 2014-15 Best XI. What else? Garth Crooks has a Team of the Season for the EPL. What else? Good times in Turkey. What else? Premier League Report Cards, beginning with Liverpool's "F." What else? Major League Soccer.

Backheel Breakfast

And finally...some people were none too pleased that soccer took over the TeeVee on Sunday.

Onward!!

-SSN

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