FIFA's Shit Hits The Fan, Europa League Final

What's the good word, Walter?

Hello, Hump Day! Let's see. Well, it's not a terribly pleasant one for SPECTRE FIFA, that's for sure. There's so much going down with everyone's favorite quasi-governmental multi-national body that we're not sure where to begin. Let's simply roll with some links, beginning with (gasp!) The New York Times.

FIFA Officials Arrested on Corruption Charges

Andi Thomas: Explaining the FIFA corruption arrests

Josh Halliday: The key figures in the controversy

Alex Dimond: Dark day for FIFA is great for the game

Gabriele Marcotti: Will FIFA's World Cup bidding crisis lead to meaningful change?

Grant Wahl: FBI finally nails FIFA - now what?

Fifa officials arrested on corruption charges as World Cup inquiry launched

Surreal FIFA corruption details

The 8 best things from NYDN's Chuck Blazer and FIFA corruption investigation

Hey! Look at this! The Europa League Final is today. It's Sevilla vs. Dnipro Dnipropeptreptakniptrovsk. Let's learn:

Europa League Final: Preview

Sid Lowe: Sevilla’s obsessive Unai Emery has his eye on another Europa League title

John Brewin: Three Reasons To Watch

Time to bounce to France for a second. Julien Laurens has his Best XI of the Season from Ligue Uhhhhhhhhhhn.

Backheel Breakfast

The Mill. Plus One. Plus Plus One.

And finally...The Zlatan quotes are lies! All lies!

Onward!!

-SSN

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