Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Gold Cup Wrap



USA Tops Canada 2-0

The conspiracies are coming thick and fast here in North America. First Chuck Blazer, Lyndon Larouche and the Knights of Malta have conspired to make FIFA's corrupt, bribe-taking members to look bad. But more importantly Nike has forced CONCACAF to again stage a farce of a cup competition in order to sell Mexico shirts and force American soccer consumers to feign interest in a seemingly endless clash of the minnows. Why not just let Mexico play the US in a one off instead of wasting a month of everyone's time? Tuesday's action saw another chapter in the continent's most one-sided rivalry and a classic Gold Cup yawner between a French colony (in 2011!!!) and two tiny strips of land on either side of a canal.

U.S. scores convincing win over Canada
Canada's top playmakers did not show up against the U.S. team in Detroit

Panama 3-2 Guadeloupe: Jovial brace not enough as the Marea Roja claim three points

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