Ireland Thump the U.S.A., England Beat Scotland, Portugal Edge Argentina, Spain Lose to Germany, Belarus Beat Mexico

"I will not look at you." "I will not look at you either."

Geez. Hump Day already? Here we go. The Yanks did absolutely nothing to change the opinion of them around SSN Headquarters. They suck. What a barf-fest. Once again they failed to dictate play, couldn't put passes together, and lacked a cutting edge in front of goal. Here's your fallout from Dublin:

Ireland 4 - 1 United States: Grant Wahl at Aviva Stadium

Ireland 4 - 1 United States: Alan Smith at Aviva Stadium

Ireland 4 - 1 United States: Three Thoughts

Jeff Carlisle: Issues plague U.S. midfield and defense

Doug McIntyre: U.S. has lost its fight

Breaking Down the Reasons for 4-1 Defeat to Ireland

U.S. concerns lie in defense

Player Ratings

Creepy...

Let's move on to the rest of the planet, shall we?

Tuesday's International Friendlies Round-Up

Iain Macintosh: A week's worth of watching the international 'week of football'

Premier League: Biggest winners and losers from the international break

Scotland 1 - 3 England: Daniel Taylor at Celtic Park

Scotland 1 - 3 England: Dominic Fifield at Celtic Park

Scotland 1 - 3 England: Three Points

Portugal 1 - 0 Argentina: Jamie Jackson at Old Trafford

Portugal 1 - 0 Argentina: Three Points

Spain 0 - 1 Germany: Sid Lowe at the Estadio de Balaídos

Spain 0 - 1 Germany: Three Points

Belarus 3 - 2 Mexico: Three Points

Tim Vickery is a favorite scribe of ours who plies his trade down in Brazil. Today, he's got THREE NEW DUDES who lit up their South American teams this month. They are...Roberto Firmino from Brazil! Jeison Murillo from Colombia! And...Carlos Sanchez from Uruguay!

And finally...your average Premier League club's fan. Here.

Onward!!

-SSN

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