Monday, October 06, 2014

Chelsea Defeat Arsenal, Weird Ref in Turin as Juve Edge Roma, Valencia Shock Atlético Madrid, Three Hat-Tricks in 15 Days For Ronaldo

I just want to know... are they real? Because they're fabulous!

Happy Monday! Yes, we had it planned all along. Head into Friday with a lovely photo of The Special One and Le Professeur and then return Monday with a shot of Le Professeur losing it and doing a full double boob grab of The Special One's breastageses. You're welcome. Right, so let's get to the fallout!

Liverpool 2 - 1 West Brom

Manchester United 2 - 1 Everton

Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal

Tottenham 1 - 0 Southampton




Good Grief! Ronny got three more in Real Madrid's romp over Bilbao. At this rate, he'll... And here are Five Things We Learned in La Liga over the weekend. More tomorrow with El Sid.
Over in Italy, the top-of-the-table clash between Juventus and Roma did not fail to provide plenty of controversy. The ref awarded three dubious penalties before Juve eventually came out on top. James Horncastle has a report here, and we'll have more tomorrow with Paolo.

And finally...it's Oktoberfest, and you know what that means! Yes, plenty of Bayern Munich players and their families looking and feeling awkward.


Onward!!

-SSN

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