Moyes Fired, Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Scribes, Burnley Promoted, City Defeat West Brom, European Relegation Battles

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Good Day! Loads to get through, beginning with the expected news that Manchester United have decided to part ways with Moe Szyslak. Here's all the fallout:

David Moyes sacked by Man Utd and replaced by Ryan Giggs

Daniel Taylor: Ferguson's chosen one has missed every realistic target

Jonathan Wilson: Moyes unable to adapt quick enough

Phil McNulty: Ferguson 'must take share of blame' at Man Utd

Louise Taylor: Five contenders to replace David Moyes

David Bond: Glazer family must also be held accountable

John Brewin: Results, delusions, atmosphere made Moyes' firing inevitable

Adam Bate: Ten reasons why Moyes had to go

Burnley will be back amongst the big boys next season. They joined Leicester City yesterday as the second Championship side to earn automatic promotion to the Premier League. How did they do it? Strong work ethic. 4-4-2 design. Ginger Mourinho.

In yesterday's match, Manchester City made easy work of West Brom and cruised to a 3-1 win. They're back within six points of Liverpool and still have a game in hand.

The Champions! It all goes down this afternoon in Madrid at The Vicente Calderón. Fernando Torres has returned (to a warm reception, we're told) to the ground where he made his reputation as one of the greatest strikers in the world. It's the Champions League semi-final first leg between Atlético Madrid and Chelsea and it's on Fox Sports I at 2:45pm EDT. The Blues are coming off their shocking loss at home to Sunderland. How shall they respond? Here's all you need to know:

Preview

Preview II

Preview III

Barney Ronay: Mourinho aims to end run of semi-final exits at Atlético Madrid

Sid Lowe: Atlético Madrid's Tiago Mendes intent on ignoring his old Chelsea manager

Why Chelsea should fear Atlético Madrid

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Tuesday means it's time to go in deep with some analyses of what went down over the weekend. Like Wide World of Sports, we'll span the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport... the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat... the human drama of athletic competition...

Where? Spain. Who? Sid Lowe. What? Paulão's sorrow sums up a season of surrender for Real Betis

Where? Brazil. Who? Tim Vickery. What? Brazil stars' club troubles no concern for Scolari

Where? Germany. Who? Uli Hesse. What? Relegation battle can provide the cruellest of twists.

Where? Italy. Who? Paolo Bandini. What? Torino's Ciro Immobile quick to make impression as Italy prepare for Brazil

Where? Germany. Who? Raphael Honigstein. What? Hamburg look to higher powers while Stuttgart take huge leap to safety

Tuesday also means Monday Musings from Gab. This week it's Sore Mourinho, Messi's future, Moyes' delusions, more.

We also need to check in with Major League Soccer. A quick look at some of Jeff Carlisle's Power Rankings coupled with an MLS Best XI should do the trick.

Wow! We've got to end there, folks. Keep it tite.

Onward!!

-SSN