Monday, June 01, 2009

Tracksuit Bottoms: Good Guy / Dickhead Teams of the Season



TSB's Good Guy Team of the Season:

Friedel
Ashbee
Onuoha
Jagielka
Fagan
Murphy
Arteta
Ireland
Palacios
Alonso
Arshavin

Bench: Given, Bullard, Tugay, Johnson, Lawrence, Modric, Laursen, Essien
Manager: Zola/Hiddick/Hodgson
Fans: Stoke



TSB's Dickhead Team of the Season:

No Keeper [they don't deserve one]
Richards
Guthrie
Ronaldo
Barton
Bednar
Bellamy
Adebayor
Drogba
Santa Cruz
King

Bench: Cruz, Cattermole, Zaki, Sturridge
Manager: Phil 'fuck me, I look like a twat with this thing in my ear' Brown
Chairman: Mike Ashley
Fans: AC Milan fans who jeered Maldini. OK, they're not in the EPL, but could they be bigger wankers?

3 comments:

The Editor said...

Does Bullard even count since he didn't really play? And Ireland as a good guy? Hmmm. Not sure about that one. And John Terry has to at least make the Dickhead bench. Spot on with everything else, though. Especially the Milan fans...

Alec said...

There were three ways of getting into the TSB 'good guy' TOTS:

1. Do something 'good', like Arshavin not claiming a pen, or Fagan's reaction to Guthrie's tackle.
2. Come across as a nice guy, like Friedel or Onuouha.
3. Have a style of play that I enjoyed. And I enjoyed watching Ireland this season.

The Editor said...

Fair enough!