
From Fenwick's folly to the Matthews match, we pick half a dozen kicks in the teeth from the footballing gods.
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Friday 21st November (all times local)
20:30 Karlsruhe – Borussia Dortmund
Saturday 22nd November
15:30 Bayern Munich – Energie Cottbus
15:30 Schalke – Bor.Mönchengladbach
15:30 Wolfsburg - Stuttgart
15:30 Eintracht Frankfurt - Hannover
15:30 VfL Bochum – Hertha Berlin
15:30 Arminia Bielefeld – Bayer Leverkusen
15:30 1.FC Köln – 1899 Hoffenheim
This situation plays up the silliness that are the MLS playoffs. A thirty-game regular season is thrown out the window, in favor of this compressed, unnecessary four-game sprint.
Is this really how a major league wants decide its championship?
"Too fat and you can't get up!"
QPR fans to Burnley's heavyweight keeper Brian Jensen as he sat on the pitch getting treatment.
"Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
Burnley supporters at Loftus Road after completing a west London double.
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Colombia vs. Nigeria | |
Cyprus vs. Belarus | |
N. Ireland vs. Hungary | |
Romania vs. Georgia |
1, Diomansy Kamara Known as “Joe” because it’s a lot easier than saying Diomansy.
2, Patrick Vieira Or “Halifax”, at Arsenal, after the guy from the building society TV ads. He didn’t like it very much.
3, Neil Pointon The former Manchester City and Everton defender was dubbed “Dissa”. Think about it . . .
4, Fitz Hall The QPR defender was given the name “One Size” when he was at Oldham. One Size Fitz Hall. Total genius.
One Size...
5, Kiki Musampa Responded to the name of “Chris” at Manchester City. Chris Musampa. Oh yes.
This is a man who would not do a commercial for Viagra, unlike Pelé, but would make sure he was in attractive company and then swallow the whole packet.
A man who does everything to excess, be it bad timekeeping, feuds, drugs, sublime skills; and whose international coaching regime, which begins against Scotland in Glasgow tomorrow evening, is surely doomed as a result.