
Tommy "Shithead" Smyth during Romania/Italy:
"Julie and Andy have been arguing about all of the touching and grabbing inside the box."
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What: European Championships, Group C
Defenders: Carlos Bocanegra (no club), Dan Califf (Midtjylland, Denmark), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover, Germany), Jay DeMerit (Watford, England), Frankie Hejduk (Columbus), Oguchi Onyewu (Standard Liege, Belgium), Heath Pearce (Hansa Rostock, Germany)
Midfielders: Freddy Adu (Benfica, Portugal), DaMarcus Beasley (Glasgow Rangers, Scotland), Michael Bradley (Heerenveen, Netherlands), Maurice Edu (Toronto), Sacha Kljestan (Chivas USA), Eddie Lewis (Derby, England), Pablo Mastroeni (Colorado)
Forwards: Brian Ching (Houston), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles), Clint Dempsey (Fulham, England), Eddie Johnson (Fulham, England)

From The Telegraph:Italian model Elena Santarelli says she will take all her clothes off on live television if Italy beat Romania today.
Santarelli, who has appeared on the Italian version of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', will derobe on MTV's 'Total Request Live' programme in Bari, southern Italy, which she is hosting.
"If Italy beat Romania, I'll take my clothes off in Bari, live on MTV," said the 26-year-old, who obviously doesn't need much of an excuse to get naked.
Austria 1 - 1 Poland
What: European Championships, Group B





What: Euro 2008, Group A
In the end, Spain had little trouble dispatching a Russian side that actually had a few chances and could have made it a very different match. David Villa was the hero with the first hat trick in the competition since Patrick Kluivert in 2000. Still, insecurity at the back must be a worry for Spain. In the other match, champions Greece began their campaign in a similar style to four year ago = assball. Thankfully the Swedes were able to break down the wall of non-play that Greece constructed and put them on their heels. Ibra broke his duck with a sensational blast to get them on their way to victory.



A tale of two matches yesterday: A dull affair in Zurich where the French and Romanians failed to play much positive soccer was followed by a scintillating contest in Bern. The Dutch got off the mark on a controversial goal by RVN, but in reality were always more than a step ahead of the lethargic Italians. How a midfield led by Milan players who were poor all season can be expected to suddenly take it up a notch is beyond me. Pirlo and Gattuso looked as out of sorts as they have been for months. Donadoni needs to rethink things or the Italians could face a quick exit. Meanwhile, Van Basten's men put on a show to remember, with a total football display that was a pleasure to behold.


As Italy prepare to play Holland in their first game of Euro 2008, as part of all the fever, Carlo Garganese offers his all-time Azzurri XI...
Both host nations played quite well but ended up with no points. Germany cruised with two goals from Polish-born Podolski, Portugal had little trouble with a surprisingly poor Turkish side and the Czech Republic failed to impress in their 1-0 win over Switzerland.
