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Has there ever been a report of British players run amok that actually says they were good in bed? I seem to recall Ashley Cole was pretty disappointing (when not vomiting on himself), Kieron Dyer was supposed to be disappointing, that 40 year old hooker in Liverpool said Wayne-o was no great shakes, and so on. Well I guess Rebecca Loos had nice things to say about GoldenBalls, but he must have been so grateful to be sleeping with a real woman rather than the skeleton of a teenage boy that he stepped it up a notch. The only person affiliated with the British game who is reputed to be a good lover is FA Coozemaster Sven Goran Eriksson; obviously he wasn't passing along the right secrets during England training.
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Has there ever been a report of British players run amok that actually says they were good in bed? I seem to recall Ashley Cole was pretty disappointing (when not vomiting on himself), Kieron Dyer was supposed to be disappointing, that 40 year old hooker in Liverpool said Wayne-o was no great shakes, and so on. Well I guess Rebecca Loos had nice things to say about GoldenBalls, but he must have been so grateful to be sleeping with a real woman rather than the skeleton of a teenage boy that he stepped it up a notch. The only person affiliated with the British game who is reputed to be a good lover is FA Coozemaster Sven Goran Eriksson; obviously he wasn't passing along the right secrets during England training.
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