"I was a bit like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon II when he had to dislocate his shoulder to get out of a straitjacket."
Theo Walcott on his troublesome injury.
"Our intention was not to come for a point."
Bolton boss Gary Megson after the 1-0 defeat to Portsmouth. Job done.
"Jimmy knocked my screen and Drogba fell over."
Phil Thompson on Didier Drogba's diving after the Chelsea v Liverpool game. (Thompson was sat next to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink on Sky Sports News.)
"I thought I saw a corner there, but I am very high."
Darragh Moloney commentating for RTE during Porto-United - after Porto were awarded a goal kick.
"These two legs have really opened up."
Jim Beglin after Frank Lampard makes it 4-4 in the game with Liverpool.
"We are the Potters, the rip-roaring potters, back in the Prem where Pulis got us, so come on everybody let's keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up!"
'Pottermouth's' Stoke rap to the tune of Eminem's Real Slim Shady.
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