"Jermain has got an illness and hopefully he will be back in training on Monday."Tony Adams on the mystery bug that prevented Jermain Defoe from being cup-tied and had miraculously cleared up by the time he walked out at White Hart Lane.
"Some of the players had handbags for Christmas and were anxious to show them off."
Bristol City boss Gary Johnson gives his view on a tunnel 'bust-up' with Crystal Palace.
“If they want to go to England then in the end they’re going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, talking to his players about why they shouldn't move to England.
"Oh the Sousa... the mighty Sousa... We're gonna win away... a win away a win away a win away..."
(To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight) - QPR fans when it look destined they would finally win an away game, only for Charlton to equalise.
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