Interviewer: You haven’t eaten again today.
Paul Gascoigne: I know. I should eat more.
Interviewer: So why don’t you, then?
Gascoigne (reaching for stomach): Because I feel fat.
Interviewer: You’re not fat.
Gascoigne (pointing at his lean chest): That’s fat. I feel fat. [Pause] I’ve got food disorder. I’ve got bi-polar. I’ve got mood swings. I’ve got anxiety. [Pause] Bored with life.
Interviewer: What do you normally do?
Gascoigne: [Pause] Sit here and get pissed.
The Rest
1 comment:
Well on the bright side at least he's getting good grooming tips!
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