Monday, January 05, 2009

Oliver Kay Column: Sorry Paul Gascoigne is in need of salvation



Interviewer:
You haven’t eaten again today.

Paul Gascoigne: I know. I should eat more.

Interviewer: So why don’t you, then?

Gascoigne (reaching for stomach): Because I feel fat.

Interviewer: You’re not fat.

Gascoigne (pointing at his lean chest): That’s fat. I feel fat. [Pause] I’ve got food disorder. I’ve got bi-polar. I’ve got mood swings. I’ve got anxiety. [Pause] Bored with life.

Interviewer: What do you normally do?

Gascoigne: [Pause] Sit here and get pissed.


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1 comment:

Bobbie BS said...

Well on the bright side at least he's getting good grooming tips!