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Seriously. Look at how disappointing life is for an Inter or Milan player. Marry a hot model, ultras stone your sports car, you have to spend a lot more money on clothes, you get fat and fuck off to Carnivale or possibly Monaco and end up rotting on the bench for Chelsea. At least with the Rams a guy knows where he stands (cold showers, praying for a win bonus to make rent, jaded fans talking about how they'd have won Europe in '00 if only they'd hired Clough).
In truth there are very few differences between Milan and Derby, at least in terms of culture, fashion, and food. Some prefer Derby, others Milan. Both have their own charm and sophistication. Milan has La Scala [currently showing Aida], Derby The Assemby Rooms [currently showing Abba Mania]. Milan has 1000's of pizzerias, Derby 1000's of curry houses. Milan has haute couture, Derby the shell suit. So it's a hard choice for the young Lupoli.
I've read he'd like to stay if the Rams get promoted - which part is harder to believe?
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Seriously. Look at how disappointing life is for an Inter or Milan player. Marry a hot model, ultras stone your sports car, you have to spend a lot more money on clothes, you get fat and fuck off to Carnivale or possibly Monaco and end up rotting on the bench for Chelsea. At least with the Rams a guy knows where he stands (cold showers, praying for a win bonus to make rent, jaded fans talking about how they'd have won Europe in '00 if only they'd hired Clough).
In truth there are very few differences between Milan and Derby, at least in terms of culture, fashion, and food. Some prefer Derby, others Milan. Both have their own charm and sophistication. Milan has La Scala [currently showing Aida], Derby The Assemby Rooms [currently showing Abba Mania]. Milan has 1000's of pizzerias, Derby 1000's of curry houses. Milan has haute couture, Derby the shell suit. So it's a hard choice for the young Lupoli.
I've read he'd like to stay if the Rams get promoted - which part is harder to believe?
Come on, luv! Rams are comin' up, foh shizzle! Lupoli will lead the line! I've been rubbing my Rammy doll for good luck. And for other things...
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