Meanwhile, the soccer world continues to freak out over the shit that went down yesterday in Switzerland.
One more thing before we move on: The Vlad is getting in on the mix! He thinks the U.S.A. is meddling again. Love that guy!
He's from Texas and he plays for Fulham. Clint Dempsey? Not anymore. No, it's Emerson Hyndman! Meet this Yank Abroad here.
Here's a headline for you: The prison where murderers play for Manchester United. It's a long piece, but well worth your time.
The FA Cup Final is Saturday. Scott Murray is on hand to explain why Wenger doesn't get the credit he deserves for his extraordinary record in the competition.