Right. The United States beat Mexico last night. The score was 2 - 0. Again. The kid from Stanford got a goal, along with his sub, Juan Agudelo. Here's all you need to know about the latest U.S. win over their biggest rivals:
Across the pond in Paris, PSG were spanked by Barcelona. David Luiz in particular had a howler. It was so bad for Sideshow Bob that his mom took to The Socials to defend him. See below for that one. It must be said, however, that Barcelona were fabulous. Things also went horribly wrong for Bayern Munich down in Portugal. They couldn't defend either and lost to Porto. Check it out:
Porto 3 - 1 Bayern Munich: Three Things We Learned
We mentioned yesterday that Jurgen Klopp announced he's leaving Dortmund at the end of the season. Miguel Delaney reckons Klopp's Dortmund fell victim to modern football. Regardless, here are Klopp's best one-liners.
Matches today? But, of course! It's the Europa League. Here's what to expect.
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