Holy %#*&()@$$^*$, Argentina vs. Netherlands

Oh, the humanity!

Did you place a bet on Germany to defeat the host nation of Brazil by a score of 7-1? No? Neither did we. Holy moly, though, that was fun to watch. Karma certainly is a bitch, eh Brazil? Let's get to the fun!

Brazil 1 - 7 Germany

Daniel Taylor at Estádio Mineirão

Jonathan Wilson: Germany reaches maximum potential

Fernando Duarte: A haunting defeat

Dominic Fifield: Germany inflict second Maracanazo on Brazil 

Tim Vickery: Brazil must learn lessons from humiliation

Owen Gibson: Brazil a mix of mutiny and mourning after ‘biggest shame in history’

Michael Cox: Brazil have no answer to might of Toni Kroos’s control

Gabriele Marcotti: A shocking exit for Scolari and Brazil

Henry Winter: Germany's destruction of Brazil was a decade in the making 

Grant Wahl: Three Thoughts

The Web Reacts

The World Reacts

Idiots.

OK, OK, OK. We know you're all wondering, "What if Milton Did Post-Match Analysis For Germany-Brazil?" Well, guess what?

There is another one today, folks. Argentina and the Netherlands go at it in Sao Paolo at 4pm EDT on ESPN. Here's what you need for that one:

Argentina vs. Netherlands

Preview + Paul Merson's Prediction

Barney Ronay: Louis v Lionel

Raphael Honigstein: In praise of indefatigable Dirk Kuyt

Marcela Mora y Araujo: The View From Argentina

Bart Vlietstra: The View From Holland

Grant Wahl: Video Preview

Gabriele Marcotti: The Final Push

Five Things To Look For

50-50 Challenge

Man. We still need to tackle the Silly Season. Here we go: The Mill. Plus One. Plus Plus One.

We're going to end with Jim White of The Telegraph. Here's his headline: Brazil's embarrassment was the ultimate reckoning for a World Cup tournament built on a lie. Yup.

Onward!!

-SSN