Messi & Sergio, Hawthorns Draw, Would Mata Matter?, Anelka Charged, USA Hotlist, 2014 World Cup Babes Calendar

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Welcome, friends. The news today begins with Juan Mata's speculative move to United. Would it even mattah? It probably won't happen anyway, but it's fun to think about.

In actual soccer-playing news, West Brom came back to nab a draw with Everton in Monday Night Football action. Here's the current Premier League table. It's tight at the top...and tight at the bottom. Southampton have created a little space for themselves in ninth but other than that it's quite crowded.

No more Zoopla for you!

Speaking of West Brom, Le Sulk now faces a minimum five-match ban if he's found guilty by the FA of making the controversial "quenelle" gesture. It's described as an inverted Nazi salute. He did it after scoring against West Ham last month. He says it's in support of his friend. Whatever, brah.

The Mill. Plus One.

World Football. Europe. South America. The Scribes:

Location: Spain

Headline: Garrido pushed off Betis sinking ship

Scribe: Sid Lowe

Location: Italy

Headline: Laughter is Milan's best medicine

Scribe: Paolo Bandini

Location: Germany

Headline: Hamburg to ditch tradition in search for success

Scribe: Uli Hesse

Location: Brazil

Headline: Messi and Aguero can shine in Brazil

Scribe: Tim Vickery

Hot List! Who's Hot & Who's Not in the world of USA men.

Don't mess with the Interisti...

There is also the small matter of the Capital One Cup Semi-Final Second-Leg to discuss. Oh. Right. Well, it'll be entertaining to watch Big Sam chomp furiously on his gum while praying the home fans don't lay into him too much. Here's a preview.

Do The Heads Want More? Hell Yeah! European Leagues Review: Players, Teams and Swansea City's slump.

And finally...yes...it's what you've all been waiting for: The Official 2014 World Cup Babes Calendar!

Onward!!

-SSN