Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Berlusconi to Treat Ronaldo Like a Teenaged Girl






Silvio Berlusconi has hit upon the perfect plan to get out of his current predicament- he's been telling friends that he's planning to buy Chrisiano Ronaldo. There's no mention of throwing him private birthday parties with Mummar Gaddafi and George Clooney at his Villa or taking advantage of the distraction this will cause to have Parliment pass a bill giving him immunity from all prosecution; when Silvo's involved those things go without saying.

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