"And now Defoe can open his legs and go."
ITV commentator telling us something we really didn't need to know during England v Slovenia.
Jeff Stelling: "John, I can't believe there are people leaving the stadium with the game like this..."
John Salako: "The game has finished, Jeff."
Banter on Sky's Soccer Saturday after the MK Dons-Huddersfield game which finished 2-3.
"Who needs Thierry? We've got Karl Henry. He's not a Frenchman, he's from Wolverhampton."
Wolves fans to their midfielder.
"Five feet four, five feet foouurrr. We've got Arshavin - **** Adebayor!"
Arsenal fans to the tune of the Beach Boys' Sloop John B.
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