Quotes & Chants of the Week

"Not speaking English is a problem. You've always got his interpreter running around the training ground. Sometimes you pass the ball through the middle and he chases it. And the interpreter is running alongside him and he gets in there and heads into the net!"
Harry Redknapp on the problems created by Roman Pavlyuchenko's lack of English.

"I've never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager, I'm not sure which."
Phil Neville in Radio 5live interview on Easter Sunday.

"If Gerrard is really feeling his groin, he won't want to take any part in the game."
Commentator on Fox Sports during Liverpool v Blackburn.

"And that too would have been special, had it been on target and had it counted."
ITV4 commentator when Ivica Olic was flagged offside after shooting in the Hamburg-Man City game.

"It must be time for a sandwich!"
Villa fans at Old Trafford, after 30 minutes of the first-half, spotting United fans leaving their seats for their half-time refreshments.

"The staff at the car park have found a wallet (slight pause) it's got about about £4,000 cash in it so...yeah....that would be great if you could claim that..."
At Plymouth v Coventry on Easter Saturday.

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