Yellow bellied Magpies

Just when Newcastle United fans thought things couldn't get worse, the club unveiled the team's new away kit:






Of course, in terms of putting off your opponent, nothing beats Hull's strip from the early 90's, which came in various guises...






Now, if they really wanted to wow Brüno and other fashionistas, they should have checked out Derby County's 1984 home strip [sponsored by local brewer Bass]...